GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY AND I AM A PILE OF SEAWEED

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oniongentleman:

rockettripsandbattleships:

I hate this

I’ve had this on loop for an hour now, someone send help

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homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED
these-beautiful-lies:

Everyone look how cute my boyfriend is!!!!

reblog if ur in the 3rd grade and tired of all the fake friends :/

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d0nn0:

i didnt know sam pepper owned tacobells twitter
zackisontumblr:

my mom is a role model


pizzaforpresident:

fanskitter:

pizzaforpresident:

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

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mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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iamtonysexual:

thegestianpoet:

confusedtree:

There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game
Isn’t that astounding

is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee

his
waluweewee