blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via cumfort)


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  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

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tyrabankruptcy:

Can anyone spot the gay at wwe?

(Source: shuckl, via happiest)


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kagezukami:

*does the naruto run down the aisle at my wedding*

(via bitchbot)


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Anonymous asked: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

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rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

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crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED